Shipping & Production
Shipping & Production
Every Silly FN Shirt is made to order just for you.
Instead of sitting in a warehouse, your shirt is professionally printed after your order is placed. We partner with Gelato, a global print network that selects a trusted printing partner as close to your delivery address as possible. This helps reduce shipping time, lower transportation distances, and deliver your order more efficiently.
🖨️ Production Time
Most orders are printed within 2–5 business days.
🚚 Shipping Time
After production, most U.S. orders arrive within 3–7 business days, depending on your location and the shipping carrier.
📦 Order Tracking
You'll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information as soon as your order ships.
🌎 Smart Local Fulfillment
Your order is produced by one of Gelato's trusted printing partners located closest to your delivery address whenever possible. This helps reduce delivery times while lowering environmental impact.
🚚 Buy 2 or More Shirts — We'll Cover the Shipping!
Thank you for supporting a small business that creates every order especially for you.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Not sure which size to order?
Our heavyweight tees have a classic, true-to-size fit.
• Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit.
• Prefer a fitted look? Order your normal size.
For exact measurements, please refer to the size chart included in the product description.
I Thought You Might Wanna See Some Dick Picks™ | Funny Guitar Graphic T-Shirt | Music Lover Novelty Tee
I Thought You Might Wanna See Some Dick Picks™ | Funny Guitar Graphic T-Shirt | Music Lover Novelty Tee
🎸 Relax... it's just guitar picks. At first glance, people think they know exactly where this joke is going—then they spot the guitar picks. That's when the laughs start.
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🎸 The best jokes are the ones you don't see coming.
I Thought You Might Wanna See Some...
Dick Picks.
Relax... they're guitar picks.
That's the moment this shirt goes from "Wait... what?" to "That's hilarious."
If you appreciate clever wordplay, unexpected punchlines, and making people laugh without saying a word, this shirt was made for you. Whether you're heading to a concert, hanging out with friends, or just running errands, it's guaranteed to get double takes, smiles, and plenty of conversations.
Because sometimes the funniest joke is the one people have to read twice.
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❤️ Why You'll Love It
• 🎸 Clever double-entendre humor that catches people off guard.
• 👕 Premium heavyweight cotton for everyday comfort.
• 💬 A guaranteed conversation starter wherever you go.
• 🎁 The perfect gift for guitar players, musicians, and anyone who appreciates smart humor.
• 😄 Designed to make people smile—not take life so seriously.
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🤣 Side Effects May Include
• 😂 People reading your shirt twice before laughing.
• 👀 Double takes from complete strangers.
• 🎸 Music lovers giving you an approving nod.
• 📸 Friends asking to take a picture with your shirt.
• 😆 Becoming the funniest person at the concert.
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🤣 Wear It.
😂 Laugh About It.
💬 Let Everyone Else Figure It Out.
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🚚 Buy 2 or More Shirts and We'll Cover the Shipping!
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Life's Too Short for Boring T-Shirts.
Silly FN Shirts
Make Humor Great Again.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
