Shipping & Production
Shipping & Production
Every Silly FN Shirt is made to order just for you.
Instead of sitting in a warehouse, your shirt is professionally printed after your order is placed. We partner with Gelato, a global print network that selects a trusted printing partner as close to your delivery address as possible. This helps reduce shipping time, lower transportation distances, and deliver your order more efficiently.
🖨️ Production Time
Most orders are printed within 2–5 business days.
🚚 Shipping Time
After production, most U.S. orders arrive within 3–7 business days, depending on your location and the shipping carrier.
📦 Order Tracking
You'll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information as soon as your order ships.
🌎 Smart Local Fulfillment
Your order is produced by one of Gelato's trusted printing partners located closest to your delivery address whenever possible. This helps reduce delivery times while lowering environmental impact.
🚚 Buy 2 or More Shirts — We'll Cover the Shipping!
Thank you for supporting a small business that creates every order especially for you.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Not sure which size to order?
Our heavyweight tees have a classic, true-to-size fit.
• Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit.
• Prefer a fitted look? Order your normal size.
For exact measurements, please refer to the size chart included in the product description.
I Thought You Might Wanna See Some Dick Picks™ | Funny Guitar Graphic T-Shirt | Music Lover Novelty Tee
I Thought You Might Wanna See Some Dick Picks™ | Funny Guitar Graphic T-Shirt | Music Lover Novelty Tee
🎸 The perfect tee for guitar players with a twisted sense of humor.
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They're just guitar picks... or are they?
Some people will laugh the second they read it.
Everyone else will take another look... and then laugh even harder.
I Thought You Might Wanna See Some Dick Picks™ is the perfect shirt for guitar players, musicians, music lovers, and anyone who appreciates a clever joke that flies just under the radar.
Whether you're heading to a concert, a jam session, hanging out with friends, or just running errands, this shirt is guaranteed to spark smiles, double takes, and more than a few conversations.
Why You'll Love It
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Clever guitar-themed wordplay that rewards a second look.
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Starts conversations everywhere you wear it. -
Soft, comfortable heavyweight cotton you'll want to wear again and again. -
A perfect gift for guitar players, musicians, and lovers of smart humor.
Side Effects May Include
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People asking, "Wait... let me read that again." -
Random strangers laughing out loud.
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Friends pointing at your shirt before they get the joke.
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Becoming everyone's favorite person at the gig.
Wear It. Laugh About It.
Let Everyone Else Figure It Out.
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Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
