Shipping & Production
Shipping & Production
Every Silly FN Shirt is made to order just for you.
Instead of sitting in a warehouse, your shirt is professionally printed after your order is placed. We partner with Gelato, a global print network that selects a trusted printing partner as close to your delivery address as possible. This helps reduce shipping time, lower transportation distances, and deliver your order more efficiently.
šØļø Production Time
Most orders are printed within 2ā5 business days.
š Shipping Time
After production, most U.S. orders arrive within 3ā7 business days, depending on your location and the shipping carrier.
š¦ Order Tracking
You'll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information as soon as your order ships.
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Your order is produced by one of Gelato's trusted printing partners located closest to your delivery address whenever possible. This helps reduce delivery times while lowering environmental impact.
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Size Guide
Size Guide
Not sure which size to order?
Our heavyweight tees have a classic, true-to-size fit.
ā¢ Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit.
ā¢ Prefer a fitted look? Order your normal size.
For exact measurements, please refer to the size chart included in the product description.
Distracted by Tittiesā¢ Funny Adult Humor T-Shirt | Silly FN Shirts
Distracted by Tittiesā¢ Funny Adult Humor T-Shirt | Silly FN Shirts
š I was paying attention. Really, i was . Then something caught my eye. š
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š Sorryā¦ What Were You Saying Again? š
Some people have a short attention span. Others have a very specific distraction.
And apparently, YOU already know what yours is. š
You were paying attention. Really, you were.
Then something caught your eye.
And suddenly you have absolutely no idea what anybody was talking about. š
Distracted by Tittiesā¢ is a funny adult-humor T-shirt for anyone who appreciates a little cheeky honesty and doesn't mind admitting that their attention occasionally wanders.
Wear it with a smile. At least now everybody knows why you missed the last five minutes of the conversation. šš
ā¤ļø Why You'll Love It
- š Turns a wandering attention span into a great joke
- š Cheeky adult humor without a lengthy explanation
- š Gets laughs and double takes
- š¬ Instant conversation starter
- š¤£ Lets the shirt explain your occasional lack of focus
š¤£ Side Effects May Include
- š Unexpected double takes
- š Friends laughing at your honesty
- š People questioning your attention span
- š¤· Forgetting what you were talking about
- š¬ āWhere did you get that shirt?ā
š¤£ Enjoy.
š Laugh About It.
š¬ Let Everyone Else Figure It Out.
š Buy 2 or More Shirts and Get FREE Shipping!
Life's Too Short for Boring T-Shirts.
Silly FN Shirts
Make Humor Great Again.
| Ā | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| Ā | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
