📏 Size Guide
📏 Size Guide
Not sure which size to order?
Our heavyweight tees have a classic, true-to-size fit.
• Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit.
• Prefer a fitted look? Order your normal size.
For exact measurements, please refer to the size chart included in the product description.
SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XLA) Length (cm)71.173.776.278.781.383.88689B) Width (cm)91.4101.6111.8122132142.2152162B) Half Chest (cm)45.750.855.9616671.17681
SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XLA) Length (inches)28293031323333.935B) Width (inches)36404448525659.863.8B) Half Chest (inches)18202224262829.931.9
Funny Sarcastic Bird Graphic T-Shirt - Heavyweight Cotton Casual Tee
Funny Sarcastic Bird Graphic T-Shirt - Heavyweight Cotton Casual Tee
🎸 The perfect tee for guitar players with a twisted sense of humor.
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Add a touch of humor to your everyday wardrobe with this bold, conversation-starting graphic t-shirt. Featuring the witty phrase, "If I was a bird I'd know who I'm shitting on," this tee is designed for those who appreciate sarcasm and a relaxed sense of style.
Constructed from heavyweight cotton, this t-shirt offers a classic, comfortable fit that stands the test of time. It is the perfect choice for casual outings, relaxed weekends, or as a fun gift for someone with a sharp sense of humor.
- Material: Durable heavyweight cotton (varies by color)
- Design: High-quality graphic print with a sarcastic edge
- Construction: Seamless double-needle collar, taped neck and shoulders for enhanced durability
- Fit: Classic, relaxed fit suitable for everyday wear
- Care: Easy-care fabric with double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Whether you're hitting the streets or hanging out with friends, this tee ensures you do it with personality. Order now to upgrade your casual collection with this unique, humorous staple piece.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
