Shipping & Production
Shipping & Production
Every Silly FN Shirt is made to order just for you.
Instead of sitting in a warehouse, your shirt is professionally printed after your order is placed. We partner with Gelato, a global print network that selects a trusted printing partner as close to your delivery address as possible. This helps reduce shipping time, lower transportation distances, and deliver your order more efficiently.
🖨️ Production Time
Most orders are printed within 2–5 business days.
🚚 Shipping Time
After production, most U.S. orders arrive within 3–7 business days, depending on your location and the shipping carrier.
📦 Order Tracking
You'll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information as soon as your order ships.
🌎 Smart Local Fulfillment
Your order is produced by one of Gelato's trusted printing partners located closest to your delivery address whenever possible. This helps reduce delivery times while lowering environmental impact.
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Size Guide
Size Guide
Not sure which size to order?
Our heavyweight tees have a classic, true-to-size fit.
• Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit.
• Prefer a fitted look? Order your normal size.
For exact measurements, please refer to the size chart included in the product description.
If I Was a Bird - Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt | Silly FN Shirts
If I Was a Bird - Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt | Silly FN Shirts
🐦 A hilariously sarcastic bird tee for anyone who knows exactly who they'd fly over first. Wear it, get the laugh, and let everyone else wonder who you're thinking about.
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🐦 Some People Just Bring Out Your Inner Bird.
You know the people we're talking about.
The ones who make you look toward the sky and think, “If I was a bird, I'd know exactly what to do.”
Featuring the hilariously inappropriate line “If I Was a Bird I'd Know Who I'm Shitting On,” this shirt is made for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor, a few deserving people in mind, and absolutely no intention of naming names.
🔥 Why You'll Love It
- Gets the joke across without naming names
- Perfect for sarcasm lovers and professional eye-rollers
- Comfortable heavyweight cotton for everyday wear
- Almost guaranteed to start a conversation
⚠️ Side Effects May Include
- Friends asking, “Okay... who is it?”
- Suspicious looks from people who think it's about them
- Unexpected bird noises
- Knowing smiles from complete strangers
🤣 Enjoy.
😂 Laugh About It.
💬 Let Everyone Else Figure It Out.
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Make Humor Great Again.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
