Shipping & Production
Shipping & Production
Every Silly FN Shirt is made to order just for you.
Instead of sitting in a warehouse, your shirt is professionally printed after your order is placed. We partner with Gelato, a global print network that selects a trusted printing partner as close to your delivery address as possible. This helps reduce shipping time, lower transportation distances, and deliver your order more efficiently.
🖨️ Production Time
Most orders are printed within 2–5 business days.
🚚 Shipping Time
After production, most U.S. orders arrive within 3–7 business days, depending on your location and the shipping carrier.
📦 Order Tracking
You'll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information as soon as your order ships.
🌎 Smart Local Fulfillment
Your order is produced by one of Gelato's trusted printing partners located closest to your delivery address whenever possible. This helps reduce delivery times while lowering environmental impact.
🚚 Buy 2 or More Shirts — We'll Cover the Shipping!
Thank you for supporting a small business that creates every order especially for you.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Not sure which size to order?
Our heavyweight tees have a classic, true-to-size fit.
• Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit.
• Prefer a fitted look? Order your normal size.
For exact measurements, please refer to the size chart included in the product description.
IF YOUR MULE ATE MY ROOSTER - TWO FEET OF COCK IN YOUR ASS Graphic Tee Humorous Cotton T-Shirt
IF YOUR MULE ATE MY ROOSTER - TWO FEET OF COCK IN YOUR ASS Graphic Tee Humorous Cotton T-Shirt
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Elevate your casual wear with our premium heavyweight cotton t-shirt, featuring a bold and humorous design that is sure to turn heads. This unique graphic tee is perfect for those who appreciate a touch of SEXUAL innuendo in their wardrobe.
- Material: 100% heavyweight cotton for lasting comfort
- Design: 'If Your Mule Ate Two Feet of My Cock In Your Ass' for a daring expression
- Fit: Classic and relaxed style, ideal for everyday wear
- Durability: Seamless double-needle collar and double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Features: Taped neck and shoulders enhance durability
This shirt serves as a perfect conversation starter and a fun addition to any casual outfit. Order now to add a splash of humor to your wardrobe!
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
