Shipping & Production
Shipping & Production
Every Silly FN Shirt is made to order just for you.
Instead of sitting in a warehouse, your shirt is professionally printed after your order is placed. We partner with Gelato, a global print network that selects a trusted printing partner as close to your delivery address as possible. This helps reduce shipping time, lower transportation distances, and deliver your order more efficiently.
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🚚 Shipping Time
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Size Guide
Size Guide
Not sure which size to order?
Our heavyweight tees have a classic, true-to-size fit.
• Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit.
• Prefer a fitted look? Order your normal size.
For exact measurements, please refer to the size chart included in the product description.
MYCOCK™ – To Kill That Bug Up Your Ass - Funny Adult Humor T-Shirt
MYCOCK™ – To Kill That Bug Up Your Ass - Funny Adult Humor T-Shirt
💊 Got a bug up your ass? Apparently, there's a treatment for that. Meet MYCOCK. 😂
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💊 Finally! A Treatment for That Bug Up Your Ass. 😂
Introducing MYCOCK™ — You've Tried the Rest, Now Try the Best!
Know somebody who's been a little cranky lately?
Complaining about everything? Irritated by absolutely nothing? Walking around like they've got a bug up their ass? 😂
Well, apparently somebody finally came up with a treatment.
MYCOCK™!
The completely imaginary miracle treatment for an attitude that could use a little adjusting. 😏
MYCOCK™ – Bug Up Your Ass is a hilarious adult-humor T-shirt that turns a ridiculous fake medical advertisement into a perfectly questionable conversation starter.
YOU just wear the shirt, smile innocently, and let everybody else figure out exactly what kind of treatment you're recommending. 😂
❤️ Why You'll Love It
- 😂 Hilarious parody of a miracle medical treatment
- 💊 Clever MYCOCK wordplay with an adult twist
- 😏 Suggestive without needing an explanation
- 👀 Guaranteed to inspire some double takes
- 💬 A ridiculous conversation starter
🤣 Side Effects May Include
- 😂 Uncontrollable laughter
- 💊 Friends asking where they can get MYCOCK
- 😏 Suspicious questions about recommended dosages
- 👀 People reading your shirt twice
- 💬 "Where did you get that shirt?"
Disclaimer: MYCOCK is a fictional joke product, not an actual medical treatment. Laughter is the only intended result. 😂
🤣 Enjoy.
😂 Laugh About It.
💬 Let Everyone Else Figure It Out.
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
