Shipping & Production
Shipping & Production
Every Silly FN Shirt is made to order just for you.
Instead of sitting in a warehouse, your shirt is professionally printed after your order is placed. We partner with Gelato, a global print network that selects a trusted printing partner as close to your delivery address as possible. This helps reduce shipping time, lower transportation distances, and deliver your order more efficiently.
🖨️ Production Time
Most orders are printed within 2–5 business days.
🚚 Shipping Time
After production, most U.S. orders arrive within 3–7 business days, depending on your location and the shipping carrier.
📦 Order Tracking
You'll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information as soon as your order ships.
🌎 Smart Local Fulfillment
Your order is produced by one of Gelato's trusted printing partners located closest to your delivery address whenever possible. This helps reduce delivery times while lowering environmental impact.
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Thank you for supporting a small business that creates every order especially for you.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Not sure which size to order?
Our heavyweight tees have a classic, true-to-size fit.
• Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit.
• Prefer a fitted look? Order your normal size.
For exact measurements, please refer to the size chart included in the product description.
It’s Not Small, It’s Anal Friendly™ Funny T-Shirt | Silly FN Shirts
It’s Not Small, It’s Anal Friendly™ Funny T-Shirt | Silly FN Shirts
😏 Some people call it a problem. We prefer to call it a feature. It's amazing what a little creative marketing can accomplish.
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😏 It's All About How You Market It.
Some people call it a problem.
We prefer to call it a feature.
“It's Not Small, It's Anal Friendly” is the kind of shirt that makes people laugh, look away, and then look back just to make sure they actually read what they thought they read.
🔥 Why You'll Love It
- Turns questionable circumstances into excellent marketing
- Just inappropriate enough to earn a double take
- Comfortable heavyweight cotton for everyday wear
- Lets everyone else connect the dots themselves
⚠️ Side Effects May Include
- Friends suddenly avoiding eye contact
- Strangers reading your shirt twice
- Uncomfortable amounts of confidence
- Someone eventually saying, “I can't believe you're wearing that.”
🤣 Enjoy.
😂 Laugh About It.
💬 Let Everyone Else Figure It Out.
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Life's Too Short for Boring T-Shirts.
Silly FN Shirts
Make Humor Great Again.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
