It's Not Small, It's Anal Friendly™ | Funny Adult Humor Graphic T-Shirt | Sarcastic Novelty Tee
It's Not Small, It's Anal Friendly™ | Funny Adult Humor Graphic T-Shirt | Sarcastic Novelty Tee
🎸 The perfect tee for guitar players with a twisted sense of humor.
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$19.99 USD
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Size isn't everything... attitude is.
Some jokes aren't for everyone—and that's exactly the point.
If your sense of humor lives somewhere between "wildly inappropriate" and "absolutely hilarious," this shirt belongs in your closet. Whether you're hitting the bar, a bachelor party, poker night, or just enjoy making strangers do double takes, this tee is guaranteed to get reactions.
Why You'll Love It:
- 😂 Conversation starter wherever you go
- 😈 Perfect for people with a twisted sense of humor
- 👕 Soft, comfortable fit you'll actually want to wear
- 🎁 Makes an unforgettable gag gift for birthdays, bachelor parties, and friends who appreciate edgy jokes
Warning: Side effects may include laughter, awkward silence, spit takes, and people pretending they didn't read your shirt.
Buy two and score free shipping—because offensive humor is better with friends.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
