Shipping & Production
Shipping & Production
Every Silly FN Shirt is made to order just for you.
Instead of sitting in a warehouse, your shirt is professionally printed after your order is placed. We partner with Gelato, a global print network that selects a trusted printing partner as close to your delivery address as possible. This helps reduce shipping time, lower transportation distances, and deliver your order more efficiently.
π¨οΈ Production Time
Most orders are printed within 2β5 business days.
π Shipping Time
After production, most U.S. orders arrive within 3β7 business days, depending on your location and the shipping carrier.
π¦ Order Tracking
You'll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information as soon as your order ships.
π Smart Local Fulfillment
Your order is produced by one of Gelato's trusted printing partners located closest to your delivery address whenever possible. This helps reduce delivery times while lowering environmental impact.
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Thank you for supporting a small business that creates every order especially for you.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Not sure which size to order?
Our heavyweight tees have a classic, true-to-size fit.
β’ Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit.
β’ Prefer a fitted look? Order your normal size.
For exact measurements, please refer to the size chart included in the product description.
Long Time Dead β Funny Drinking T-Shirt | Silly FN Shirts
Long Time Dead β Funny Drinking T-Shirt | Silly FN Shirts
π» Weβre only here for a little while. Might as well make it a good story. π
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π» Well... We're Gonna Be Dead a Long Time.
So maybe ordering another round isn't the worst idea we've ever had. π
Life moves pretty fast. Happy hour moves even faster.
βLong Time Dead β Drink Up Mutha Fuckersβ is a little old-school barroom wisdom for anyone who believes life is meant to be enjoyed while we're still here to enjoy it. Grab some friends, raise a glass, tell a few stories, and make tonight worth remembering.
β€οΈ Why You'll Love It
- π» Classic barroom humor with a surprisingly good point
- π Profanity delivered in the spirit of having a good time
- π Premium heavyweight cotton for comfortable everyday wear
- π¬ Guaranteed to start conversations at the bar
- π Perfect for drinking buddies and friends who know how to enjoy life
π€£ Side Effects May Include
- πΊ Someone immediately ordering another round
- π Complete strangers raising their glass to you
- π₯ Unexpected toasts to absolutely nothing
- π¬ βWhere did you get that shirt?β
- π€£ Suddenly becoming the unofficial philosopher of the bar
π€£ Enjoy.
π Laugh About It.
π¬ Let Everyone Else Figure It Out.
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| Β | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| Β | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
