Shipping & Production
Shipping & Production
Every Silly FN Shirt is made to order just for you.
Instead of sitting in a warehouse, your shirt is professionally printed after your order is placed. We partner with Gelato, a global print network that selects a trusted printing partner as close to your delivery address as possible. This helps reduce shipping time, lower transportation distances, and deliver your order more efficiently.
🖨️ Production Time
Most orders are printed within 2–5 business days.
🚚 Shipping Time
After production, most U.S. orders arrive within 3–7 business days, depending on your location and the shipping carrier.
📦 Order Tracking
You'll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information as soon as your order ships.
🌎 Smart Local Fulfillment
Your order is produced by one of Gelato's trusted printing partners located closest to your delivery address whenever possible. This helps reduce delivery times while lowering environmental impact.
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Thank you for supporting a small business that creates every order especially for you.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Not sure which size to order?
Our heavyweight tees have a classic, true-to-size fit.
• Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit.
• Prefer a fitted look? Order your normal size.
For exact measurements, please refer to the size chart included in the product description.
Mean People Suck™ Nice People Swallow™ – Funny Double Entendre T-Shirt
Mean People Suck™ Nice People Swallow™ – Funny Double Entendre T-Shirt
😇 You came here for a positive message. Where your mind goes after that is entirely up to you. 😂
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😇 Sounds Like Good Advice to Us.
Mean people suck.
Pretty wholesome message, right?
Be nice. Treat people well. Make the world a happier place.
Then you read the next line...
Nice people swallow. 😇
And suddenly everybody's mind goes somewhere we absolutely did NOT tell it to go. 😂
Mean People Suck™ Nice People Swallow™ is built for that perfect little moment when someone reads your shirt once... pauses... reads it again... and realizes the joke they just told themselves.
We're just promoting kindness here, people. Whatever else you're thinking is entirely on you. 😇😂
❤️ Why You'll Love It
- 😇 Starts innocent and lets everyone else's imagination do the dirty work
- 😂 Gets funnier the second time people read it
- 👀 Built for double takes and delayed reactions
- 💬 Turns the person reading it into part of the joke
- 👕 Comfortable enough to spread kindness all day long
🤣 Side Effects May Include
- 👀 People reading your chest twice
- 😂 A noticeable delay between reading and laughing
- 😇 Repeated opportunities to say, “What? It's about being nice.”
- 💬 Friends immediately asking where you got it
- 😏 Discovering exactly which of your friends have dirty minds
🤣 Enjoy.
😂 Laugh About It.
💬 Let Everyone Else Figure It Out.
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Life's Too Short for Boring T-Shirts.
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Make Humor Great Again.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
