Shipping & Production
Shipping & Production
Every Silly FN Shirt is made to order just for you.
Instead of sitting in a warehouse, your shirt is professionally printed after your order is placed. We partner with Gelato, a global print network that selects a trusted printing partner as close to your delivery address as possible. This helps reduce shipping time, lower transportation distances, and deliver your order more efficiently.
🖨️ Production Time
Most orders are printed within 2–5 business days.
🚚 Shipping Time
After production, most U.S. orders arrive within 3–7 business days, depending on your location and the shipping carrier.
📦 Order Tracking
You'll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information as soon as your order ships.
🌎 Smart Local Fulfillment
Your order is produced by one of Gelato's trusted printing partners located closest to your delivery address whenever possible. This helps reduce delivery times while lowering environmental impact.
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Thank you for supporting a small business that creates every order especially for you.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Not sure which size to order?
Our heavyweight tees have a classic, true-to-size fit.
• Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit.
• Prefer a fitted look? Order your normal size.
For exact measurements, please refer to the size chart included in the product description.
MISIONARY POSITION KINDA GUY - Sarcastic| Funny Adult Humor Graphic Tee
MISIONARY POSITION KINDA GUY - Sarcastic| Funny Adult Humor Graphic Tee
😏 Keeping it classic has never sounded this suspicious. Simple, confident, and just suggestive enough to get the conversation started.
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😇 Some people like to keep things... traditional.
Missionary Position Kinda Guy™
Simple.
Classic.
And guaranteed to make people laugh once they get the joke.
If your style of humor leans toward clever double meanings, playful adult jokes, and making friends laugh without taking life too seriously, this shirt was made for you. Whether you're hanging out at a BBQ, relaxing with friends, or looking for a gift that gets a great reaction, this tee is sure to become a favorite conversation starter.
Because sometimes the funniest jokes are the ones people don't expect.
❤️ Why You'll Love It
- 😄 Clever adult humor that's playful and lighthearted.
- 👕 Premium heavyweight cotton made for everyday comfort.
- 💬 A guaranteed conversation starter wherever you go.
- 🎁 A hilarious gift for friends who appreciate witty humor.
- 😂 Designed to make people smile and laugh together.
🤣 Side Effects May Include
- 😂 People laughing after reading it twice.
- 👀 Double takes from complete strangers.
- 💬 Friends asking, "Where did you get that?"
- 📸 Requests for photos at every party.
- 😆 Becoming everyone's favorite conversation starter.
🤣 Wear It.
😂 Laugh About It.
💬 Let Everyone Else Figure It Out.
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Life's Too Short for Boring T-Shirts.
Silly FN Shirts
Make Humor Great Again.
Size guide| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
