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Shipping & Production

Every Silly FN Shirt is made to order just for you.

Instead of sitting in a warehouse, your shirt is professionally printed after your order is placed. We partner with Gelato, a global print network that selects a trusted printing partner as close to your delivery address as possible. This helps reduce shipping time, lower transportation distances, and deliver your order more efficiently.

🖨️ Production Time


  • Most orders are printed within 2–5 business days.

🚚 Shipping Time


  • After production, most U.S. orders arrive within 3–7 business days, depending on your location and the shipping carrier.

📦 Order Tracking


  • You'll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information as soon as your order ships.

🌎 Smart Local Fulfillment


  • Your order is produced by one of Gelato's trusted printing partners located closest to your delivery address whenever possible. This helps reduce delivery times while lowering environmental impact.

🚚 Buy 2 or More Shirts — We'll Cover the Shipping!

Thank you for supporting a small business that creates every order especially for you.

Size Guide

Not sure which size to order?

Our heavyweight tees have a classic, true-to-size fit.

• Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit.
• Prefer a fitted look? Order your normal size.

For exact measurements, please refer to the size chart included in the product description.

PENISES AND VAGINAS - Humorous Cotton T-Shirt

PENISES AND VAGINAS - Humorous Cotton T-Shirt

$19.99 USD
$19.99 USD
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Embrace your sense of humor with our 'Boys and Girls, Penises and Vaginas' t-shirt. This comical design captures the essence of simplicity and wit, making it a standout piece in any wardrobe. Crafted from heavyweight cotton, it offers the perfect blend of comfort and durability, making it a go-to choice for casual outings or lounging at home.

  • Material: 100% heavyweight cotton for superior comfort
  • Classic fit with a relaxed style designed for everyday wear
  • Seamless double-needle collar for a polished look
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for enhanced durability
  • Taped neck and shoulders to prevent stretching and ensure longevity

This versatile t-shirt is perfect for those who appreciate sarcastic humor and want to make a bold statement. Pair it with jeans or shorts for a laid-back look, or wear it as an amusing conversation starter at gatherings. Order now and showcase your playful side in a stylish way!



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9


Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices
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