Assume the Position: Legs Up™ | Funny Adult Humor Graphic T-Shirt

Some shirts whisper.

This one makes an entrance.

If your sense of humor is a little twisted and you enjoy making people do a double take, you've found your new favorite tee.

The Assume the Position: Legs Up™ shirt is made for people who appreciate cheeky humor, unforgettable one-liners, and being the funniest person in the room. Whether you're headed to a party, a bachelor or bachelorette weekend, a barbecue, or just out with friends, expect laughs, smiles, and plenty of "Where did you get that?"

Why You'll Love It

✔ Soft, comfortable cotton you'll want to wear all day

✔ A guaranteed conversation starter

✔ Great for parties, vacations, festivals, and nights out

✔ An unforgettable gift for friends with a bold sense of humor

Warning

May cause:

People reading your shirt out loud
Unexpected laughter
Double takes
Friends asking to borrow it

💥 Life's too short for boring shirts.

🛒 Order yours today and buy two for FREE shipping!

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices

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Assume the Position: Legs Up™ | Funny Adult Humor Graphic T-Shirt | Sarcastic Novelty Tee