Shipping & Production
Shipping & Production
Every Silly FN Shirt is made to order just for you.
Instead of sitting in a warehouse, your shirt is professionally printed after your order is placed. We partner with Gelato, a global print network that selects a trusted printing partner as close to your delivery address as possible. This helps reduce shipping time, lower transportation distances, and deliver your order more efficiently.
🖨️ Production Time
Most orders are printed within 2–5 business days.
🚚 Shipping Time
After production, most U.S. orders arrive within 3–7 business days, depending on your location and the shipping carrier.
📦 Order Tracking
You'll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information as soon as your order ships.
🌎 Smart Local Fulfillment
Your order is produced by one of Gelato's trusted printing partners located closest to your delivery address whenever possible. This helps reduce delivery times while lowering environmental impact.
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Size Guide
Size Guide
Not sure which size to order?
Our heavyweight tees have a classic, true-to-size fit.
• Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit.
• Prefer a fitted look? Order your normal size.
For exact measurements, please refer to the size chart included in the product description.
Assume the Position Legs Up™ Funny Adult Humor T-Shirt | Silly FN Shirts
Assume the Position Legs Up™ Funny Adult Humor T-Shirt | Silly FN Shirts
😏 Some instructions don’t need much explanation. Your imagination can handle the rest. 😂
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😏 Well… That Escalated Quickly.
Some instructions require a little explanation.
This probably isn't one of them. 😂
You saw the graphic.
You read the words.
And whatever scenario just popped into YOUR head is entirely between you and your imagination. 😇
Assume the Position: Legs Up™ is for people who appreciate adult humor, questionable instructions, and letting everyone else figure out the punchline for themselves.
Wear it confidently. Smile innocently. Explain absolutely nothing. 😏😂
❤️ Why You'll Love It
- 😂 Lets the graphic deliver the punchline
- 😏 Suggestive without needing an explanation
- 👀 Built for double takes
- 💬 An instant conversation starter
- 😇 Gives you plenty of opportunities to pretend you don't understand the reaction
🤣 Side Effects May Include
- 👀 People taking a second look
- 😂 Friends immediately getting the joke
- 😇 Completely unnecessary explanations
- 😏 Knowing smiles from across the room
- 💬 Someone asking, “Where did you get that shirt?”
🤣 Enjoy.
😂 Laugh About It.
💬 Let Everyone Else Figure It Out.
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Life's Too Short for Boring T-Shirts.
Silly FN Shirts
Make Humor Great Again.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
