Shipping & Production
Shipping & Production
Every Silly FN Shirt is made to order just for you.
Instead of sitting in a warehouse, your shirt is professionally printed after your order is placed. We partner with Gelato, a global print network that selects a trusted printing partner as close to your delivery address as possible. This helps reduce shipping time, lower transportation distances, and deliver your order more efficiently.
🖨️ Production Time
Most orders are printed within 2–5 business days.
🚚 Shipping Time
After production, most U.S. orders arrive within 3–7 business days, depending on your location and the shipping carrier.
📦 Order Tracking
You'll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information as soon as your order ships.
🌎 Smart Local Fulfillment
Your order is produced by one of Gelato's trusted printing partners located closest to your delivery address whenever possible. This helps reduce delivery times while lowering environmental impact.
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Thank you for supporting a small business that creates every order especially for you.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Not sure which size to order?
Our heavyweight tees have a classic, true-to-size fit.
• Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit.
• Prefer a fitted look? Order your normal size.
For exact measurements, please refer to the size chart included in the product description.
Sexy Beast at Your Service™ Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt | Silly FN Shirts
Sexy Beast at Your Service™ Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt | Silly FN Shirts
😏 Confidence looks good on you. The Sexy Beast part is just a bonus. 😂
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😏 You're Welcome.
Some people are blessed with good looks.
Others are blessed with humility.
Apparently, you didn't have room for both. 😂
Sexy Beast at Your Service™ is for anyone confident enough to make the claim—and funny enough not to take the claim too seriously.
Because sometimes walking into a room isn't enough. Sometimes it's only polite to let everybody know that the Sexy Beast has officially arrived and is available for duty. 😂
❤️ Why You'll Love It
- 😏 Delivers ridiculous confidence without taking itself seriously
- 😂 The playful graphic makes the brag the joke
- 💬 Built for laughs, comments and double takes
- 🐾 Perfect for anyone who's been called a beast—and decided to take it as a compliment
- 👕 Comfortable enough for a Sexy Beast's demanding schedule
🤣 Side Effects May Include
- 👀 Unnecessary amounts of attention
- 😂 Friends questioning your definition of “sexy”
- 😏 Strangers asking exactly what services are available
- 🐾 Sudden increases in beast-like confidence
- 💬 Having to explain that appointments are limited
🤣 Enjoy.
😂 Laugh About It.
💬 Let Everyone Else Figure It Out.
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Life's Too Short for Boring T-Shirts.
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Make Humor Great Again.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
