Shipping & Production
Shipping & Production
Every Silly FN Shirt is made to order just for you.
Instead of sitting in a warehouse, your shirt is professionally printed after your order is placed. We partner with Gelato, a global print network that selects a trusted printing partner as close to your delivery address as possible. This helps reduce shipping time, lower transportation distances, and deliver your order more efficiently.
🖨️ Production Time
Most orders are printed within 2–5 business days.
🚚 Shipping Time
After production, most U.S. orders arrive within 3–7 business days, depending on your location and the shipping carrier.
📦 Order Tracking
You'll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information as soon as your order ships.
🌎 Smart Local Fulfillment
Your order is produced by one of Gelato's trusted printing partners located closest to your delivery address whenever possible. This helps reduce delivery times while lowering environmental impact.
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Thank you for supporting a small business that creates every order especially for you.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Not sure which size to order?
Our heavyweight tees have a classic, true-to-size fit.
• Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit.
• Prefer a fitted look? Order your normal size.
For exact measurements, please refer to the size chart included in the product description.
Straight White Vagetarian™ | Funny Adult Humor T-Shirt
Straight White Vagetarian™ | Funny Adult Humor T-Shirt
🔥 Everybody's got a label these days. Here's mine. 😎
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🔥 STRAIGHT. WHITE. VAGETARIAN. Unapologetically. 😎
Some people have a lot to say about how you should identify yourself. Here's one more category for the conversation. 😂
No complicated explanations. No lengthy debates. Just three words, a little adult wordplay, and enough attitude to make somebody look twice.
STRAIGHT WHITE VAGETARIAN™ is a bold, unapologetic statement for anyone who appreciates clever double meanings and isn't afraid to wear something that might raise a few eyebrows.
It's provocative. It's confident. And it definitely wasn't designed to blend into the background. 😏
Because sometimes you don't need a long explanation of who you are or what you like.
YOU know your preferences. Everybody else can read the shirt. 😂
Wear it proudly. Enjoy the double takes. And let the conversations begin.
❤️ Why You'll Love It
- 🔥 Bold adult humor with an unapologetic attitude
- 😏 Clever wordplay that rewards a second look
- 😂 A playful twist on familiar labels
- 👀 An attention-grabbing statement that refuses to blend in
- 💬 Made to start conversations, not arguments
🤣 Side Effects May Include
- 👀 People reading your shirt twice
- 😂 Unexpected laughter from complete strangers
- 😏 Curious questions about your dietary preferences
- 🔥 A few raised eyebrows in polite company
- 💬 Someone asking, "Wait... what kind of vegetarian?"
🤣 Enjoy.
😂 Laugh About It.
💬 Let Everyone Else Figure It Out.
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
