Shipping & Production
Shipping & Production
Every Silly FN Shirt is made to order just for you.
Instead of sitting in a warehouse, your shirt is professionally printed after your order is placed. We partner with Gelato, a global print network that selects a trusted printing partner as close to your delivery address as possible. This helps reduce shipping time, lower transportation distances, and deliver your order more efficiently.
π¨οΈ Production Time
Most orders are printed within 2β5 business days.
π Shipping Time
After production, most U.S. orders arrive within 3β7 business days, depending on your location and the shipping carrier.
π¦ Order Tracking
You'll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information as soon as your order ships.
π Smart Local Fulfillment
Your order is produced by one of Gelato's trusted printing partners located closest to your delivery address whenever possible. This helps reduce delivery times while lowering environmental impact.
π Buy 2 or More Shirts β We'll Cover the Shipping!
Thank you for supporting a small business that creates every order especially for you.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Not sure which size to order?
Our heavyweight tees have a classic, true-to-size fit.
β’ Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit.
β’ Prefer a fitted look? Order your normal size.
For exact measurements, please refer to the size chart included in the product description.
Can We Please Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today?β’ | Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt | Silly FN Shirts
Can We Please Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today?β’ | Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt | Silly FN Shirts
π YOU weren't asking for perfection. Just one day with a reasonable amount of common sense.
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π Some Days, You're Just Asking for a Little Cooperation.
Is keeping the dumbfuckery to a minimum really too much to ask?
Apparently, for some people, it is. π
You wake up with the best intentions. A little coffee, a little peace, and maybe one whole day without somebody testing your patience.
Then reality shows up.
Can We Please Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today?β’ is for those moments when YOU aren't asking for perfection. Just a reasonable amount of common sense would be nice. π
Wear it with a smile. Consider it a friendly public service announcement. π
β€οΈ Why You'll Love It
- π Says what everybody's thinking on one of THOSE days
- π Delivers sarcasm with a sense of humor
- π Gets laughs and knowing nods
- π¬ Instant conversation starter
- π€£ Lets the shirt make your polite request for YOU
π€£ Side Effects May Include
- π Coworkers laughing a little too hard
- β Requests for stronger coffee
- π People wondering if the message is directed at them
- π An occasional eye roll
- π¬ βWhere did you get that shirt?β
π€£ Enjoy.
π Laugh About It.
π¬ Let Everyone Else Figure It Out.
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Make Humor Great Again.
| Β | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| Β | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
