Shipping & Production
Shipping & Production
Every Silly FN Shirt is made to order just for you.
Instead of sitting in a warehouse, your shirt is professionally printed after your order is placed. We partner with Gelato, a global print network that selects a trusted printing partner as close to your delivery address as possible. This helps reduce shipping time, lower transportation distances, and deliver your order more efficiently.
🖨️ Production Time
Most orders are printed within 2–5 business days.
🚚 Shipping Time
After production, most U.S. orders arrive within 3–7 business days, depending on your location and the shipping carrier.
📦 Order Tracking
You'll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information as soon as your order ships.
🌎 Smart Local Fulfillment
Your order is produced by one of Gelato's trusted printing partners located closest to your delivery address whenever possible. This helps reduce delivery times while lowering environmental impact.
🚚 Buy 2 or More Shirts — We'll Cover the Shipping!
Thank you for supporting a small business that creates every order especially for you.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Not sure which size to order?
Our heavyweight tees have a classic, true-to-size fit.
• Between sizes? Size up for a more relaxed fit.
• Prefer a fitted look? Order your normal size.
For exact measurements, please refer to the size chart included in the product description.
"You're an Asshole™" | Funny Sarcastic Graphic T-Shirt | Bold Novelty Tee
"You're an Asshole™" | Funny Sarcastic Graphic T-Shirt | Bold Novelty Tee
📰 Breaking news: apparently somebody needed to hear it. Bold, sarcastic, and guaranteed to make at least one person wonder if you mean them.
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🤣 Sometimes honesty is hilarious.
Not every thought needs to be said out loud...
But this shirt does it anyway.
You're an Asshole™ is made for people with a sharp sense of humor, thick skin, and friends who know it's all in good fun. Whether you're getting laughs at a backyard BBQ, hanging out with friends, or making a memorable entrance, this shirt is guaranteed to get double takes and start conversations.
❤️ Why You'll Love It
- 🤣 Bold humor that gets instant reactions.
- 👕 Premium heavyweight cotton for everyday comfort.
- 💬 A guaranteed conversation starter.
- 🎁 A hilarious gift for friends who appreciate sarcastic humor.
🤣 Side Effects May Include
- ✔ Friends laughing before they finish reading it.
- ✔ Random strangers saying, "That's hilarious!"
- ✔ Someone asking, "Who is that shirt about?"
- ✔ Becoming the funniest person at the party.
🤣 Wear It.
😂 Laugh About It.
💬 Let Everyone Else Figure It Out.
🚚 Buy 2 or More Shirts and Enjoy FREE Shipping!
Life's Too Short for Boring T-Shirts.
Silly FN Shirts
Make Humor Great Again.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
